The meaning of life (according to Steve Guttenberg).

A special message to all the wonderful mums out there this Mother’s Day.

PRESS THE PLAY BUTTON.

When hipsters go camping.

So tempting. #breakerbreaker

“The first 10 minutes… ish.”

This is my “Sophie’s Choice”.

You can tell how boring a place is by how many signs they have pointing to OTHER places.

Look here, Swype. Don’t get all iPhoney on me. You know full well I didn’t mean “Chuck”.

Congratulations to the state league women’s team (especially Sean, Anthony, Russell, and Michael)!

Looks like Dexter cooked dinner tonight.

Hmmm… new “Sexy Peel” soap. Because nothing says “sexy” like rapeseed oil. (I checked. It’s not a typo.)

Hmmm… new “Sexy Peel” soap. Because nothing says “sexy” like rapeseed oil.

(I checked. It’s not a typo.)

“Faktum? Damn near KILLED ‘em!”

“Faktum? Damn near KILLED ‘em!”

Wait. Did you build your exhaust out of Milo tins? Ri-dick-ulous.

Wait. Did you build your exhaust out of Milo tins?

Ri-dick-ulous.

At the filming of @MenzFruChocs commercial. They “keep the Twitter people happy”. Our rider included a pregnant chick!

At the filming of @MenzFruChocs commercial. They “keep the Twitter people happy”. Our rider included a pregnant chick!

Married With Gotye.

Married With Gotye.

Comic strip: Dinner party with Bear Grylls.

COMIC STRIP: Are you a fan of Hoarders?

COMIC STRIP: Fun game for OCD sufferers.

The worst thing about having OCD and ADD.

“Daddy, my ears are locked.”

"My ears are locked." by creepyguy