Boxing Day? More like AWESOME HAIR DAY!
Wife has either bought a book on DIY jams and preserves or a book on DIY urology.
My daughter’s nativity play. Look closely, a lot of people don’t know that Optimus Prime was at Jesus’ birth.
Ordered Chinese take-out. We got 1 x veg, lamb, ribs (maybe?), and then it became clear the chef was having a stroke.
Auto-corrected asphyxiation (far less sexy).