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I have already sold my car… BEHOLD THE FUTURE OF TRAVEL!


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No fat chicks?

No fat chicks?


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Is this an advertisement FOR or AGAINST beer?

Is this an advertisement FOR or AGAINST beer?


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Comparing symptoms of low testosterone with owning Skyrim.

In men, the symptoms low testosterone and of owning Skyrim are quite similar. Consult the following table: Symptoms of low testosterone Symptoms of owning Skyrim Mood changes (low mood and irritability) Poor concentration Low energy Reduced muscle strength Longer time to recover from exercise Low interest in sex (decreased libido) Difficulty getting and keeping erections […]


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Signs that you’re not using your…

Signs that you’re not using your treadmill much anymore: Your kids have a sleepover on it.


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With 100% of the vote being “Yes”…

With 100% of the vote being “Yes” (only @gneicco’s was the only vote), here’s the booger-pic. WhenGoodPeopleDoNothing


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“No Dad, I don’t know where the…

“No Dad, I don’t know where the last cherry went.”


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South Australia could be the next Dubai (but glowing!).

One of South Australia's most lucrative exports is uranium. "Ooh, that's horrible." you say. Just pretend you still don't know that fact and continue to live in an economy that would be flailing right now without such evil exports. More correctly, we export yellow cake. This is uranium in its most unrefined form and is […]


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#HilariousWaitingToHappen

#HilariousWaitingToHappen


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