I’m bringing creepy back…
To promote my Adelaide Fringe show “Creepy Guy” among my Facebook friends, I posted the status “I’m bring creepy back” as a play on the Justin Timberlake lyric. Lots of people thought it was cute, but an old friend, Charles, totally ran with it and rewrote almost the entire song. Enjoy. ♪ ♫ ♪ Mike’s [...]
Damsels In Distress – Creepy Guy Rule 14 – Mike Klimczak
A damsel in distress is creepy guy marriage material. mikeklimczak.com – Mike Klimczak, comedian and self-confessed creepy guy, has all the tips you need to be all you can be, if all you can be is a creepy guy. See the show “Creepy Guy” at the Adelaide Fringe Festival 2011.
Dealing With Bullies – Creepy Guy Rule 13 – Mike Klimczak
Bullies need to be put in their place. With a D20. mikeklimczak.com – Mike Klimczak, comedian and self-confessed creepy guy,
Belt Loops – Creepy Guy Rule 12 – Mike Klimczak
If you thought the belt loops on your pants were for belts, you’re are sadly mistaken. mikeklimczak.com – Mike Klimczak, comedian and self-confessed creepy guy, has all the tips you need to be all you can be, if all you can be is a creepy guy. See the show “Creepy Guy” at the Adelaide Fringe [...]
Correct Footwear – Creepy Guy Rule 11 – Mike Klimczak
Footwear is important. How you use it too. mikeklimczak.com – Mike Klimczak, comedian and self-confessed creepy guy, has all the tips you need to be all you can be, if all you can be is a creepy guy. See the show “Creepy Guy” at the Adelaide Fringe Festival 2011.
Securing Your Money – Creepy Guy Rule 10 – Mike Klimczak
Where do you keep your money? mikeklimczak.com – Mike Klimczak, comedian and self-confessed creepy guy, has all the tips you need to be all you can be, if all you can be is a creepy guy. See the show “Creepy Guy” at the Adelaide Fringe Festival 2011.
Role Playing – Creepy Guy Rule 9 – Mike Klimczak
Role playing and its role in your own creepiness. mikeklimczak.com – Mike Klimczak, comedian and self-confessed creepy guy, has all the tips you need to be all you can be, if all you can be is a creepy guy. See the show “Creepy Guy” at the Adelaide Fringe Festival 2011.
Eye Contact – Creepy Guy Rule 8 – Mike Klimczak
The eyes are the window to the soul. Or not. Whichever you choose. mikeklimczak.com – Mike Klimczak, comedian and self-confessed creepy guy, has all the tips you need to be all you can be, if all you can be is a creepy guy. See the show “Creepy Guy” at the Adelaide Fringe Festival 2011.
Blinking – Creepy Guy Rule 7 – Mike Klimczak
Blinking is an automatic reflex. Make sure your reflex is creepy. mikeklimczak.com – Mike Klimczak, comedian and self-confessed creepy guy, has all the tips you need to be all you can be, if all you can be is a creepy guy. See the show “Creepy Guy” at the Adelaide Fringe Festival 2011.
Top Five Movies – Creepy Guy Rule 6 – Mike Klimczak
The top five movies for a creepy guy all have one thing in common. mikeklimczak.com – Mike Klimczak, comedian and self-confessed creepy guy, has all the tips you need to be all you can be, if all you can be is a creepy guy. See the show “Creepy Guy” at the Adelaide Fringe Festival 2011.
Laundry Tips – Creepy Guy Rule 5 – Mike Klimczak
Laundry tips for the creepy guy. mikeklimczak.com – Mike Klimczak, comedian and self-confessed creepy guy, has all the tips you need to be all you can be, if all you can be is a creepy guy. See the show “Creepy Guy” at the Adelaide Fringe Festival 2011.
Holding A Woman – Creepy Guy Rule 4 – Mike Klimczak
How to hold a woman, but creepy. mikeklimczak.com – Mike Klimczak, comedian and self-confessed creepy guy, has all the tips you need to be all you can be, if all you can be is a creepy guy. See the show “Creepy Guy” at the Adelaide Fringe Festival 2011.
Money Management – Creepy Guy Rule 3 – Mike Klimczak
How to manage your money. mikeklimczak.com – Mike Klimczak, comedian and self-confessed creepy guy, has all the tips you need to be all you can be, if all you can be is a creepy guy. See the show “Creepy Guy” at the Adelaide Fringe Festival 2011.
Talking To Women – Creepy Guy Rule 2 – Mike Klimczak
Tips on talking to women. mikeklimczak.com Mike Klimczak, comedian and self-confessed creepy guy, has all the tips you need to be all you can be, if all you can be is a creepy guy. See the show “Creepy Guy” at the Adelaide Fringe Festival 2011.
Public Transport – Creepy Guy Rule 1 – Mike Klimczak
If you are a creepy guy, there is only one way to travel. mikeklimczak.com – Mike Klimczak, comedian and self-confessed creepy guy, has all the tips you need to be all you can be, if all you can be is a creepy guy. See the show "Creepy Guy" at the Adelaide Fringe Festival 2011.
Rules for being a Creepy Guy
Creepy Guy Rule 1: The likelihood that you will sneeze whilst on public transport is inversely dependant on whether you have tissues. Creepy Guy Rule 2: Talk to the breasts. Creepy Guy Rule 3: When counting out coins at the store, mutter under your breath at the coins as if they’re not cooperating. Creepy Guy [...]
