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Securing Your Money – Creepy Guy Rule 10 – Mike Klimczak

Where do you keep your money? mikeklimczak.com – Mike Klimczak, comedian and self-confessed creepy guy, has all the tips you need to be all you can be, if all you can be is a creepy guy. See the show “Creepy Guy” at the Adelaide Fringe Festival 2011.


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Role Playing – Creepy Guy Rule 9 – Mike Klimczak

Role playing and its role in your own creepiness. mikeklimczak.com – Mike Klimczak, comedian and self-confessed creepy guy, has all the tips you need to be all you can be, if all you can be is a creepy guy. See the show “Creepy Guy” at the Adelaide Fringe Festival 2011.


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Eye Contact – Creepy Guy Rule 8 – Mike Klimczak

The eyes are the window to the soul. Or not. Whichever you choose. mikeklimczak.com – Mike Klimczak, comedian and self-confessed creepy guy, has all the tips you need to be all you can be, if all you can be is a creepy guy. See the show “Creepy Guy” at the Adelaide Fringe Festival 2011.


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Blinking – Creepy Guy Rule 7 – Mike Klimczak

Blinking is an automatic reflex. Make sure your reflex is creepy. mikeklimczak.com – Mike Klimczak, comedian and self-confessed creepy guy, has all the tips you need to be all you can be, if all you can be is a creepy guy. See the show “Creepy Guy” at the Adelaide Fringe Festival 2011.


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Top Five Movies – Creepy Guy Rule 6 – Mike Klimczak

The top five movies for a creepy guy all have one thing in common. mikeklimczak.com – Mike Klimczak, comedian and self-confessed creepy guy, has all the tips you need to be all you can be, if all you can be is a creepy guy. See the show “Creepy Guy” at the Adelaide Fringe Festival 2011.


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Laundry Tips – Creepy Guy Rule 5 – Mike Klimczak

Laundry tips for the creepy guy. mikeklimczak.com – Mike Klimczak, comedian and self-confessed creepy guy, has all the tips you need to be all you can be, if all you can be is a creepy guy. See the show “Creepy Guy” at the Adelaide Fringe Festival 2011.


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Holding A Woman – Creepy Guy Rule 4 – Mike Klimczak

How to hold a woman, but creepy. mikeklimczak.com – Mike Klimczak, comedian and self-confessed creepy guy, has all the tips you need to be all you can be, if all you can be is a creepy guy. See the show “Creepy Guy” at the Adelaide Fringe Festival 2011.


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Money Management – Creepy Guy Rule 3 – Mike Klimczak

How to manage your money. mikeklimczak.com – Mike Klimczak, comedian and self-confessed creepy guy, has all the tips you need to be all you can be, if all you can be is a creepy guy. See the show “Creepy Guy” at the Adelaide Fringe Festival 2011.


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Talking To Women – Creepy Guy Rule 2 – Mike Klimczak

Tips on talking to women. mikeklimczak.com Mike Klimczak, comedian and self-confessed creepy guy, has all the tips you need to be all you can be, if all you can be is a creepy guy. See the show “Creepy Guy” at the Adelaide Fringe Festival 2011.


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Public Transport – Creepy Guy Rule 1 – Mike Klimczak

If you are a creepy guy, there is only one way to travel. mikeklimczak.com – Mike Klimczak, comedian and self-confessed creepy guy, has all the tips you need to be all you can be, if all you can be is a creepy guy. See the show "Creepy Guy" at the Adelaide Fringe Festival 2011.


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Rules for being a Creepy Guy

Creepy Guy Rule 1: The likelihood that you will sneeze whilst on public transport is inversely dependant on whether you have tissues. Creepy Guy Rule 2: Talk to the breasts. Creepy Guy Rule 3: When counting out coins at the store, mutter under your breath at the coins as if they’re not cooperating. Creepy Guy […]


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Stephen Conroy’s “Broadband Connection”

Now that Labor have formed a minority government they will be closely watched as to whether the revive their plans to filter all internet traffic in Australia in a way similar to China. This is my effort to add pressure to efforts to keep the filter dead. I hope if nothing less, it becomes a […]


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Quitting government “cold turkey”

It has been almost two weeks since I was last governed by a Prime Minister and the cravings have almost stopped. I am able to go about my day hardly ever needing oversight or legislation. I still enjoy all the things I used to. I haven’t even put on weight. I honestly think it has […]


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I’m managing a venue for Fringe 2011.

For more than a year I have been negotiating with an Adelaide cafe to host comedy during the Adelaide Fringe. At the end of this year’s Fringe I hassled them again and they said “No, not ever”. Poo. I hung up the phone and angrily stomped down Rundle St with the intention of finding a […]


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Update on the “Creepy Guy” preview show.

The night went great, except for the stupid technical problem that was entirely my fault. The show so far proves to be very interactive with the audience and gives me chance to share a few stories that in my normal stand up gigs I don’t normally indulge in. I’ll see you there at Creepy Guy […]


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Test driving the “Creepy Guy”.

July 27 I will be headlining at The Arkaba in Adelaide. I will be trying out my 2010 Fringe Festival show “Creepy guy”. It will be an audio/visual/online/interactive spectacular. You can learn what makes a creepy guy and how to spot one. You may even meet some on the night.


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