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“Daddy, my ears are locked.”

"My ears are locked." by creepyguy

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What newborn babies smell like.

People talk about the wonderful smell of a newborn baby. I thought it would be something similar to the smell of a new car. Maybe not that pleasant, but a sure sign that something was brand new. Either that or I though they would smell like baby shampoo, but they actually have a far more […]

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It’s a girl!

Ladies and gentlemen, please meet the second of my sperm to reach full-term. Her name is Isla Mae Klimczak.

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