If you read my DMs backwards, she’s really warming to me.
If you read my DMs backwards, she’s really warming to me.
My three most recent followers seem to be perfectly symmetrical boobs.
My three most recent followers seem to be perfectly symmetrical boobs.
Tried to star a tweet but no tweet with that ID could be found. Guess I found me a “drunk tweet”. (@tigersgoroooar)
Tried to star a tweet but no tweet with that ID could be found. Guess I found me a “drunk tweet”. (@tigersgoroooar)
Dear expensive restaurant, if you have a unisex toilet, you should make your wash basin look less like a urinal.
Dear expensive restaurant, if you have a unisex toilet, you should make your wash basin look less like a urinal.
My flat mates bought a discounted roast chicken and have left it on the counter for 6 hours to eat/die from later.
My flat mates bought a discounted roast chicken and have left it on the counter for 6 hours to eat/die from later.
“Alright everyone, I got you a bubble machine. Now BACK TO WORK!!!”
“Alright everyone, I got you a bubble machine. Now BACK TO WORK!!!”
Can you guess what the secret ingredient in my wife’s sausage rolls is?
Can you guess what the secret ingredient in my wife’s sausage rolls is?
According to the door of this Korean restaurant, the Ark Of The Covenant is located inside THIS GUY.
According to the door of this Korean restaurant, the Ark Of The Covenant is located inside THIS GUY.
@arozenbachs @tigersgoroooar it’s five o’clock, here.
@arozenbachs @tigersgoroooar it’s five o’clock, here.