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I never should have installed the Fight Club App.

Mike — Fri, 18 May 2012 04:36:18 +0000

I never should have installed the Fight Club App.

If you read my DMs backwards, she’s really warming to me.

Mike — Thu, 17 May 2012 00:44:36 +0000

If you read my DMs backwards, she’s really warming to me.

My three most recent followers seem to be perfectly symmetrical boobs.

Mike — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 03:26:20 +0000

My three most recent followers seem to be perfectly symmetrical boobs.

For @rachiecandice:

Mike — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 04:41:56 +0000

For @rachiecandice:

Tried to star a tweet but no tweet with that ID could be found. Guess I found me a “drunk tweet”. (@tigersgoroooar)

Mike — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 02:10:07 +0000

Tried to star a tweet but no tweet with that ID could be found. Guess I found me a “drunk tweet”. (@tigersgoroooar)

Be a successful blogger, like me!

Mike — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 04:14:26 +0000

Be a successful blogger, like me!

Dear expensive restaurant, if you have a unisex toilet, you should make your wash basin look less like a urinal.

Mike — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 12:47:22 +0000

Dear expensive restaurant, if you have a unisex toilet, you should make your wash basin look less like a urinal.

Watching @jasonchongcomic draw something.

Mike — Thu, 05 Apr 2012 14:16:15 +0000

Watching @jasonchongcomic draw something.

DO NOT get drunk on these.

Mike — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 01:05:13 +0000

DO NOT get drunk on these.

Vegetarian pie is sad.

Mike — Sun, 01 Apr 2012 17:25:39 +0000

Vegetarian pie is sad.

My first “mystery bruise” for #MICF2012.

Mike — Sat, 31 Mar 2012 03:46:49 +0000

My first “mystery bruise” for #MICF2012.

My flat mates bought a discounted roast chicken and have left it on the counter for 6 hours to eat/die from later.

Mike — Thu, 29 Mar 2012 08:11:22 +0000

My flat mates bought a discounted roast chicken and have left it on the counter for 6 hours to eat/die from later.

#PeopleThatLookLikePeopleFromMyNameIsEarl.

Mike — Fri, 16 Mar 2012 07:10:25 +0000

#PeopleThatLookLikePeopleFromMyNameIsEarl.

Seriously #Adelaide, WTF??

Mike — Wed, 14 Mar 2012 11:09:22 +0000

Seriously #Adelaide, WTF??

Four year old killed the network television model.

Mike — Tue, 13 Mar 2012 06:30:25 +0000

My daughter is four years old. For at least the last two years she has known how to use Youtube on the iPad. She can choose from an un-ending stream of her favourite cartoon characters whenever she wants. She can skip or replay them and they aren't interrupted by three minutes of junk food commercials. She almost never watches the television, and if a show she IS watching get interrupted by a commercial break she hits the roof. This is your future market, network television. Good luck with that, and say hi to newspaper media if you see them.

Kony be HATING Facebook right now.

Mike — Wed, 07 Mar 2012 13:49:25 +0000

Kony be HATING Facebook right now.

“Alright everyone, I got you a bubble machine. Now BACK TO WORK!!!”

Mike — Wed, 07 Mar 2012 04:41:54 +0000

“Alright everyone, I got you a bubble machine. Now BACK TO WORK!!!”

Cutest. Crane. EVER!

Mike — Sun, 26 Feb 2012 22:15:36 +0000

Cutest. Crane. EVER!

Can you guess what the secret ingredient in my wife’s sausage rolls is?

Mike — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 11:18:01 +0000

Can you guess what the secret ingredient in my wife’s sausage rolls is?

According to the door of this Korean restaurant, the Ark Of The Covenant is located inside THIS GUY.

Mike — Mon, 20 Feb 2012 15:57:20 +0000

According to the door of this Korean restaurant, the Ark Of The Covenant is located inside THIS GUY.