I’ve got your nose!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQIMGV5vtd4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L75ESD9PBOw

No fat chicks?

Is this an advertisement FOR or AGAINST beer?

NOTE: Did you notice that "Poor concentration" was mentioned twice in each column? If not, you have just tested "positive".

Signs that you’re not using your treadmill much anymore: Your kids have a sleepover on it.

With 100% of the vote being “Yes” (only @gneicco’s was the only vote), here’s the booger-pic. WhenGoodPeopleDoNothing

“No Dad, I don’t know where the last cherry went.”

More correctly, we export yellow cake. This is uranium in its most unrefined form and is actually quite safe to be around so long as you don't start eating it. Uranium doesn't become more lethally radioactive until it is refined into plutonium rods for instance, then the radiation it gives off can be fatal if not properly shielded (you shouldn't eat plutonium either). Of course after the plutonium is used up, it can be REALLY dangerous and needs to be stored for years and years before it is no longer a threat.

So relax, South Australia just exports yellow cake, it's safe. The countries we export it to then refine it and sell it (for a massive profit) to other countries that must then dispose of it (at a massive cost).

It's like South Australia is selling Metamucil to the world, and the world then mixes it with water, drinks it and then has a massive turd to deal with.

As wealthy as yellow cake exports have made us, why stop there? We dig this crap out of the ground, why not build industries around refining it (or don't we think we can be a world leader in that?) and disposal of it? We would all be gajillionaires!

"Oh but Mike, refined and spent uranium is dangerous, we don't want that anywhere near us!"

Well, if we won't be responsible for it, what right do we have to profit from digging it out of the ground in the first place?

_{PS: I'm pro-nuclear as a form of power. It kills a fraction of the people that coal power generation does, even including catastrophes like Fukushima and Chernobyl.}

#HilariousWaitingToHappen

@JasonPestell #ForeverLazy

Boxing Day? More like AWESOME HAIR DAY!

Best. SKYNET. Ever.

Wife has either bought a book on DIY jams and preserves or a book on DIY urology.

My daughter’s nativity play. Look closely, a lot of people don’t know that Optimus Prime was at Jesus’ birth.

Ordered Chinese take-out. We got 1 x veg, lamb, ribs (maybe?), and then it became clear the chef was having a stroke.

Auto-corrected asphyxiation (far less sexy).

You know, if you don’t manage to park your car between the lines, you can have another crack at it.

Cutest. Cupcake. Ever.