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Comparing symptoms of low testosterone with owning Skyrim.

In men, the symptoms low testosterone and of owning Skyrim are quite similar. Consult the following table:

Symptoms of low testosterone

Symptoms of owning Skyrim

  • Mood changes (low mood and irritability)
  • Poor concentration
  • Low energy
  • Reduced muscle strength
  • Longer time to recover from exercise
  • Low interest in sex (decreased libido)
  • Difficulty getting and keeping erections
  • Breast development
  • Osteoporosis (thinning of bones)
  • Low semen volume
  • Reduced beard or body hair growth (less shaving)
  • Easy fatigue
  • Poor concentration
  • Mood changes (low mood and irritability)
  • Poor concentration
  • Low energy
  • Reduced muscle strength
  • Longer time to recover from exercise
  • Low interest in sex (decreased libido)
  • Difficulty getting and keeping erections
  • Breast development
  • Osteoporosis (thinning of bones)
  • Low semen volume
  • Reduced beard or body hair growth (less shaving)
  • Easy fatigue
  • Poor concentration
  • You own Skyrim

NOTE: Did you notice that "Poor concentration" was mentioned twice in each column? If not, you have just tested "positive".