mikeklimczak.com | Mike Klimczak – Comedian

If you know what I have here, then you know what I have here.


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I still think Charlie Sheen’s finest work was “Up”. He was the old guy, yeah?


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Someone “accidentally” drove OVER our chalk board! I’m looking at you, Rhino Room.


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This is how I sent my daughter to school today.


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The secret to The Upstairs Lounge’s success. Danielle and Julz.


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Things I point my phone at.

Woman, get in the kitchen and make me some apostrophes.


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I’m bringing creepy back…

To promote my Adelaide Fringe show “Creepy Guy” among my Facebook friends, I posted the status “I’m bring creepy back” as a play on the Justin Timberlake lyric.

Lots of people thought it was cute, but an old friend, Charles, totally ran with it and rewrote almost the entire song. Enjoy.

♪ ♫ ♪ Mike’s bringing creepy back,
Them other Nutz don’t know how to act,
You think your weird, with your hunchie back?
He screams FAIL! with your baggy sack!

Take ’em to the train!

Sexy Lady, You see I’m scruffy,
I’ll do like a cartoon dog named Tuffy.
I’ll let you tip me if you misbehave,
Just wait 2 weeks sugar please don’t shave.

Take ’em to the forest!

Come here squirrel
Go ahead, be nutz with it
Come to the track
Go ahead, just run with it C-I-P
Smell my hair, c’mon sniff it
Dank is me!

He’s bringing creepy back.
Family Guy did STAR WARS “IT’S A TRAP”.
If he did hookers he’d catch the clap.
He hates the Movie with a “Broken Back” ♫ ♪ ♫


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BORING NERD CONTENT: Growing your Twitter followers – organic vs artificial.

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Most people when they start using Twitter find themselves suffering “follower envy”. They wish they had thousands of followers like everyone else does.

There are two ways to grow your followers. Artificially or organically. One of them sucks. Read more ›


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Damsels In Distress – Creepy Guy Rule 14 – Mike Klimczak

A damsel in distress is creepy guy marriage material. mikeklimczak.com – Mike Klimczak, comedian and self-confessed creepy guy, has all the tips you need to be all you can be, if all you can be is a creepy guy. See the show “Creepy Guy” at the Adelaide Fringe Festival 2011.


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Dealing With Bullies – Creepy Guy Rule 13 – Mike Klimczak

Bullies need to be put in their place. With a D20. mikeklimczak.com – Mike Klimczak, comedian and self-confessed creepy guy, Read more ›


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Belt Loops – Creepy Guy Rule 12 – Mike Klimczak

If you thought the belt loops on your pants were for belts, you’re are sadly mistaken. mikeklimczak.com – Mike Klimczak, comedian and self-confessed creepy guy, has all the tips you need to be all you can be, if all you can be is a creepy guy. See the show “Creepy Guy” at the Adelaide Fringe Festival 2011.


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Correct Footwear – Creepy Guy Rule 11 – Mike Klimczak

Footwear is important. How you use it too. mikeklimczak.com – Mike Klimczak, comedian and self-confessed creepy guy, has all the tips you need to be all you can be, if all you can be is a creepy guy. See the show “Creepy Guy” at the Adelaide Fringe Festival 2011.


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Securing Your Money – Creepy Guy Rule 10 – Mike Klimczak

Where do you keep your money? mikeklimczak.com – Mike Klimczak, comedian and self-confessed creepy guy, has all the tips you need to be all you can be, if all you can be is a creepy guy. See the show “Creepy Guy” at the Adelaide Fringe Festival 2011.


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Role Playing – Creepy Guy Rule 9 – Mike Klimczak

Role playing and its role in your own creepiness. mikeklimczak.com – Mike Klimczak, comedian and self-confessed creepy guy, has all the tips you need to be all you can be, if all you can be is a creepy guy. See the show “Creepy Guy” at the Adelaide Fringe Festival 2011.


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Eye Contact – Creepy Guy Rule 8 – Mike Klimczak

The eyes are the window to the soul. Or not. Whichever you choose. mikeklimczak.com – Mike Klimczak, comedian and self-confessed creepy guy, has all the tips you need to be all you can be, if all you can be is a creepy guy. See the show “Creepy Guy” at the Adelaide Fringe Festival 2011.


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Blinking – Creepy Guy Rule 7 – Mike Klimczak

Blinking is an automatic reflex. Make sure your reflex is creepy. mikeklimczak.com – Mike Klimczak, comedian and self-confessed creepy guy, has all the tips you need to be all you can be, if all you can be is a creepy guy. See the show “Creepy Guy” at the Adelaide Fringe Festival 2011.


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Top Five Movies – Creepy Guy Rule 6 – Mike Klimczak

The top five movies for a creepy guy all have one thing in common. mikeklimczak.com – Mike Klimczak, comedian and self-confessed creepy guy, has all the tips you need to be all you can be, if all you can be is a creepy guy. See the show “Creepy Guy” at the Adelaide Fringe Festival 2011.


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Laundry Tips – Creepy Guy Rule 5 – Mike Klimczak

Laundry tips for the creepy guy. mikeklimczak.com – Mike Klimczak, comedian and self-confessed creepy guy, has all the tips you need to be all you can be, if all you can be is a creepy guy. See the show “Creepy Guy” at the Adelaide Fringe Festival 2011.


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Holding A Woman – Creepy Guy Rule 4 – Mike Klimczak

How to hold a woman, but creepy. mikeklimczak.com – Mike Klimczak, comedian and self-confessed creepy guy, has all the tips you need to be all you can be, if all you can be is a creepy guy. See the show “Creepy Guy” at the Adelaide Fringe Festival 2011.


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Money Management – Creepy Guy Rule 3 – Mike Klimczak

How to manage your money. mikeklimczak.com – Mike Klimczak, comedian and self-confessed creepy guy, has all the tips you need to be all you can be, if all you can be is a creepy guy. See the show “Creepy Guy” at the Adelaide Fringe Festival 2011.


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