Quitting government “cold turkey”

It has been almost two weeks since I was last governed by a Prime Minister and the cravings have almost stopped.

I am able to go about my day hardly ever needing oversight or legislation. I still enjoy all the things I used to. I haven’t even put on weight.

I honestly think it has added ten years to my life.

I think it is a shame that young people are still taking up politics. We really need to get those commercials off the air. Luckily there is not much work to be done with the political parties’ packaging. It is already quite plain.

Will I be able to stay off the governments forever? I’m not sure. But you know what? It’s a process, and if I keep going to my “Governed Anonymous” meetings I know I can beat it.