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Stephen Conroy’s “Broadband Connection”

Now that Labor have formed a minority government they will be closely watched as to whether the revive their plans to filter all internet traffic in Australia in a way similar to China.

This is my effort to add pressure to efforts to keep the filter dead. I hope if nothing less, it becomes a war-cry for protesters in the future. It is sung to the tune of Kermit The Frog’s “Rainbow Connection”

Stephen Conroy’s – The Broadband Connection
(Sung to the tune of Kermit the Frog’s – The Rainbow Connection)

Why are there so many blogs about broadband
And what’s on the other side?
Labor and Conroy’s, net-filter solutions,
Catch users with something to hide.
So we’ve been told, Labor voters believe it
I know they’re wrong, wait and see.
Someday they’ll filter, your broadband connection,
To websites with naughty live feeds.

I think my ping requests are slower to answer
When filtered by Big Brother?
Bureaucrats thought of it
And Conroy believed it,
And look what it’s done so far..
It’s so amazing it keeps bloggers raving.
What do they think we might see?
Someday they’ll filter, your broadband connection,
To websites with horror movies.

Conroy can’t say how it works,
He thinks scammers come through our portals…

Broadband at slower speeds
No options or choices?
Like broadband the Chinese have.
Google and ISP’s all making noises
That filtering isn’t the way.
Conroy and Labor hear them and ignore them.
They say that it’s better for me.
Someday we’ll find that our broadband connection
Has only what they’ll let us see.
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